{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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Berliner Morgenpost is a German newspaper, based and mainly read in Berlin, where it is one of the most read daily newspapers.
"}{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’","punchline":"I couldn’t turn it down.","id":370}
{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}
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Swarm robotics is the study of how to design independent systems of robots without centralized control. The emerging swarming behavior of robotic swarms is created through the interactions between individual robots and the environment. This idea emerged on the field of artificial swarm intelligence, as well as the studies of insects, ants and other fields in nature, where swarm behavior occurs.
"}{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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