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Zorilispe is a genus of beetles in the family Cerambycidae, containing the following species:
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- Zorilispe seriepunctata Breuning, 1939 \n
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- Zorilispe sumatrana Breuning, 1939 \n
- Zorilispe tonkinensis Breuning, 1956
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