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Attack the Block (Original Music from the Motion Picture) is the soundtrack to the 2011 film Attack the Block that featured the original score composed by Felix Buxton and Simon Ratcliffe from the British electronic music group Basement Jaxx and film composer Steven Price, in his scoring debut. Decca Records released the soundtrack to the film on 16 May 2011 to critical acclaim.
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