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Peercoin, also known as Peer-to-Peer Coin, PP Coin, or PPC, is a cryptocurrency utilizing both proof-of-stake and proof-of-work systems. It is notable as the first cryptocurrency to implement the proof-of-stake consensus mechanism.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":428}
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